Capitolo 5
HAS YOU/HE/SHE BEEN STUNG?
Thousand it has.
Thousand it will be.
They is Placing for you.
WHO?
The Advertising Hooks.
A. JONES
Announcement-visor
You/he/she can Protect her/it
Against Yours.
Before Spending Your
Money's call on Him.
I Recommend on all the Subjects
Connected with Newspaper,
Periodic or it Shows Publicity.
Free consultation to
People Incapable to Pay.
You call or Writes, while Including
Postage. This is On The Level.
"Announcement-visor! For you are waited that I damage my career that buds from a
poisonous pun as that?" Jones Medio and in demand with a crooked face.
"You/he/she can be a poisonous pun, but it is an interesting taking-word", it said
Waldemar, immovable. "Alone column, approximately fifty lines will do him/it in
beautiful, open style. Berets and lower case letters, and it black-faced type for the
name and title. Inserts twice for week in every New York and Brooklyn
paper."
"It is not--the er--a few noisy?" Suggested Bertram, with it lifted
eyebrows.
"Noisy?" repeated his/her inventor. "It is more than that. It is
howlingly vulgar. It is an insurrection of dazzling yellow. As other is able
is it waited for to take the public?"
"Does suppose, do I burst in flame to this effect then?" consulted the
"Possible announcement-visor." "Apres of Et? as we proudly say after having spent
a week in Paris."
"Apres? Oh, a lot of things. You rent an office, an employee, two
stenographers and a sharp export, and it prepares him to take he/she takes care of him of the
I work in which enters. You will have flooded", promised Waldemar.
"And in times I am go skipping about around, while pursuing white long
moustaches and brass howitzers and B-flat trombones, I suppose."
"Until You it finds Your job systematized for which you won't have lasted
skipping about. In six months, if you are not sandbagged or it incarcerated on
fake suits of defamation, you will have an unique bibliography of frauds.