Capitolo 1
FALLING IN LOVE HIMSELF/HERSELF/ITSELF
_WITH LE OTHER COMPOSITIONS ON YOU COPPER MORE EXACT THAN SCIENCE_
FROM
CONCESSION ALLEN
LONDON
BLACKSMITH, MORE OLD MAN & CO., 15 place of WATERLOO
1889
[_All straightens reserved_]
PREFACE
Some people are complained that science it is dry. Or, clearly, a matter
of taste. For mine own part, my science and my champagne as dry land I like as
I can find them. But the public thinks otherwise. Then I have ventured
sweetens the most distant possible accompanying samples to be all right the application, and
has their trust they will meet him with the approval of consumers.
Of the champions here it selected for the exposure, my piece of title originally
appeared in the _Fortnightly Review_: 'Honey Dew' and 'The first Potter'
it was contributions to the Magazine_ of _Longman: and the whole rest founded
friendly refuge among the yellow and family covers of the good old man
_Cornhill_. My graces are due to the owners and editors of those
the various periodicals for kind permission for riprodurrli here.
G.A.
THE NOOK, DORKING:
_September_, 1889.
CONTAINED
PAGE
FALLING IN LOVE HIMSELF/HERSELF/ITSELF
As amended And he/she Left 18
Evolution 31
SEVERELY INCOG. 50
Seven-year Sleeping 72
A Continent Fossil 88
A Master 106 Very Old
British is Foreign 123
Lightnings 137
Honey-dew 159
The Milk In The COCO-walnut-tree 176
Food And Feeding 193
DE Banana 216
Á. La Ant goes 233
Great Animals 251
Fossil Food 271
OGBURY Carriole 287
You fish Out Of Water 302
The first Potter 316
The Recipe For Genius 328
Desert Sand 341
FALLING IN LOVE HIMSELF/HERSELF/ITSELF
A human and ancient and famous institution is in pressing danger. Mr.
George Campbell has put his/her face against the time-honoured you practise of
Falling in love himself/herself/itself. Parents innumerable, it is true, you/he/she has put their faces
against him already from the immemorial antiquity; but then them only
attached the particular example without risking the to be contested,
same institution on general principles. An old Indian administrator,