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George Ade

Capitolo 19

to altruistically excite in the arena and struggle for the Good General. It
entered to him a Shine--this was his/her High school Orazione!

Then he suddenly remembered that for many years of his/her Life his
consume the ambition had been--to go to Congress!

With a possessed Cry he threw him to the full length on a Leather
Couch and it started to Laugh.

He rolled away the Sofa and it launched around on a $1,200 Carpet in a Paroxysm of
Joy.

His/her Men came meeting himself/herself/itself with the Library and saw his/her Master in Convulsions.
The poor Magnate of Trust was you redden in the Face.

They sent for an Expert Gran that said that his/her Dear Friend had
broken one of the smallest Arteries, and it also escaped attentively Died from
Apoplexy.

[The illustration: The Magnate]

He recommended Rest and Quiet and the to avoid of some Hit Gran.

Then they took the High school Orazione and they put him/it on the Ice and the
Magnate slowly recovered and returned to his/her nine-course Suppers.

MORAL:  _Of all the Sad Words of Language or Pen, the Saddest are these, "It
You/he/she would Have been."_




_THE_ FABLE _OF_ WHAT HAPPENED NIGHT OF _THE_ GLI MEN CAME Á. _TO THE_ WOMEN
BATON


In a Small Progressive City that asks on twice the Population that
the Census that Enumerators could discover there was a Literary Baton. It was
one of these Batons guaranteed to mend out her with Culture while You
attended. Two or three Matrons that were too much Heavy for Light Funs but
not old enough to remain to House and to Work to sweater, organized the Baton. Almost
every Donna in the city dressed again wicker to get in, for fear someone would say her
not you/he/she had asked you.

The Baton Rounded off On once for week in the Houses of Members. There
it would be a Paper, followed later by a Discussion which is able someone
Downpour.

The organization a Winner seemed to be. A Thing her Mrs. that Clubbers is
Dead set On. They was about to have the harmony with a Letters capital H. Them
it was out for cutting a seven-foot Mowed through the Literature English from
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